Well, Abe and I are back from the Kuntry, I mean Kountry, or Country. It was a good time; here's the recap.
The moment we pulled into the drive way, I could tell this trip would be a little different than in years past. It was hotter for one. And secondly, Abe had added about 3 guns (probably only 1, but it feels like 3) guns to his collection, and I- 10 pounds. I am proud to say that I did very well with the gun situation...in getting OUT of going to shoot. I played the "wine", not to be confused with "whine," card. i.e. I drank in the pool and couldn't operate heavy machinery, a motor vehicle, or a gun(s) for that matter. Speaking of wine...
Here's where the cows come into play. I was floating on my Cadillac of a raft, sipping on my 14th glass of wine, when suddenly I hear a very loud grunting, moo-like noise. I sit up (careful not to fall of the raft) and to my surprise, I see a bull on the right and about 3 lady cows to the left of him. What the hell? Is it mating season? Or, were they just bored and needing something to "do?" Ewww. Must. Get. Out. Of. Pool. Now.
After the pool and cow "incident," we headed to the 4th of July parade, which is held on Main Street. It took 4 minutes for the parade to go West on Main, then turn around and head back East on Main. Hard candy such as peppermints and double bubble were pitched out of John Deere's, golf carts with old ladies, the volunteer fire department trucks, and kids with bikes.
Back to the wine. I mean house.
The fireworks that my mother-in-law purchased and displayed were out of control. Sitting back on my wooden folding chair in the driveway of her house, "Large and in charge" Ron, "I was in the Iran Army" Gaby, and "I want to show the Johnson's down the road how awesome our fireworks are this year" Carol, spent many a minute lighting what I like to call the "Kuntry Klub Fireworks Show." It really was great! No one got hurt (other than Ron having to trot back and forth in his PJ pants to light the next round of poppers- boy was he out of breath!), and the display was just perfect!