Have you ever checked out the Texas Workforce Commissions website for jobs? Well, if not, lucky you. You see, today I got the boot from my company. And by boot, I mean phone call to let me know that my position has been "eliminated." Or...something like that. Anyway, here I sit after feeding my almost 8 week old his midnight bottle, filing for unemployment. As fun as that may sound- I did get a kick out of some of the "jobs" listed on the TWC site. They include (but are not limited to):
Wig Sales
Doll Hair Stylist
Fiber Customer Support Analyst
Huh? THESE are the jobs that I am supposed to be checking out? I don't want to get involved on any end (if you know what I mean) of that Fiber Customer job. So, friend of mine who reads my blog- if you have a job hunch for me, please send it along. You know where to find me.
Will work for baby formula.