You've read the email forwards of the elementary school kids who ask the funny questions: why is the sky blue, how do babies get inside the mom's tummy, what's in a hot dog, etc. Ok, so my question is:
Why when I am truly sick and home alone, does my dog decide to one up and me and puke on the shag rug in the den?
Once he's done heaving up God knows what, I am stuck to clean up the rug in between dry heaves and tears. He's all perky and running around, having the time of his life on the couch...I am light headed, pukey feeling and now dealing with a raunchy, smelly rug beneath me. Raaaaaallllllph.
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