Friday, July 17, 2009

It took me 5 months to get my hair cut

About 5 months ago, I got my hair cut. Then I had a baby. I am totally not one of those people who forgets all about hygiene, etc. after having a baby, but I am one of those people who has a really hard time getting an appointment on a day when Abe is home, able to take care of Luke, and my hair dresser isn't booked....That day is TOMORROW! I am so excited, it's like Christmas Eve for me here, folks. I've waited for 3 LONG months to get my mop trimmed and now it's in such hideous shape, he'll probably not even recognize me when I walk in the door. (That and my a** has gotten like 10x its normal size, but who's really looking? I mean, seriously.)

Speaking of body parts becoming larger (or staying large after the birth of my child)...Along with a girlfriend of mine, I am going to start taking an adult hip hop class...I am pretty excited about this as I need something to help me shed the poundage, but also I've been wanting to get back into my "groove" and maybe, just maybe will this be the way. More on that once I start my class in August.

Also- my baby just turned 4 months. Enjoy the pic! Note: he's the one on the right.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Surgical Update...The Patients PJ's

Ok, so the surgery was Friday and it's Monday night. Abe is still in a lot of pain and unable to do literally anything for himself. When I got home from work (and getting the little man from the babysitter), I found my hubby on the couch with a stack of pillows and wearing pajama pants...elastic wasted pj pants. If you know my husband, you would know that this is pretty damn weird because 99.5% of the time, he is wearing cargo pants or shorts with a huge belt he bought at the Army/Navy Store and is always armed (concealed of course!) So to see him in elastic pants, sans the gun was a spectacle.

In other news, I have entered the second week of my part time job...So far so good, as they say. I think my little man is adjusting well to the babysitter and my body is still trying to catch up from all that's been happening lately in addition to the lack of sleep I am able to obtain. (Please note: it's almost midnight and I am up blogging. Why? Because it seems that I now have a serious case of insomnia after watching a 2 hour Bachelorette in which I vowed I would not watch, but secretly have been recording the shows just in case I became interested, which I have, so now I have to watch to see if Jillian the air sucking Canadian picks Ed who I think she should pick because he's cute and who cares if he had some probs in the bedroom, that will all get worked out. WHEW!) PS- that was ME telling you K-dog, that I am now totally watching the B-ette. Sorry...

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Kuntry Update

While in the Kuntry, we tried to relax as much as possible...Until Abe cut his left index finger so badly that I had to drive him 30 minutes to the nearest ER- note: closest ER was in Paris, Texas which is just kuntry, no capital k. Anyway, after sitting in the waiting room for over 3 hours, finally we were called back. At this point, Abe is looking pale and I am irritated to no end about the service here. (There were only 2 other families waiting to be seen.) Anyway, doc comes in, looks at the cut, looks at Abe and says, "Ok, let me go get the stuff." Stuff? Do you mean, the sutures, numbing medication and bandages? He returns, attempts to numb the finger and then starts stitching. OW! His finger wasn't even numb yet- the doc just injects the medication and starts on his merry little way, telling us all about his dad and how he carried a pocket knife all the time, blah blah blah. Abe is wincing at the pain. And I am just standing there, unable to move because someone (I won't name names) is crushing my hand like an 18 wheeler could crush toothpicks. Once the doc finished with his whopping 5 stitches, he turned to the person crushing my hand and says, "Now you might have nerve damage, but there is nothing anyone can do about it."

Fast Forward to Friday, July 10. I am sitting in the waiting room of Baylor Frisco waiting for the hand crusher to get out of surgery to repair his severed nerve. Needless to say, I have my work cut out for me for the next 3 weeks while Abe cannot hold/change/bath/feed our baby, nor can he take out the trash, clean the pool, or mow the lawn. Added to my already long list of responsibilites, work, and baby, I now have all of Abe's chores. Lord have mercy.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Another July 4th in the Kuntry...

Last year, we traveled out to my in-laws, who literally live in the smallest town I've ever been to, driven through, or even known about. Last year, I was like 4 weeks preggers and didn't know it. This year, we are traveling back to this town con kid. This should be interesting. This year, I've used the guns as a bargaining chip...A very important bargaining chip. This chip got me home precisely one day EARLIER than planned...This year, instead of floating in the pool, sipping on boxed wine, and listening to the cows moo and grunt in the backdrop of this lovely "getaway" town, I plan on taking care of my kiddo and relaxing a smidge on the couch, glued to the Food Network learning how to make a meal in 30 minutes or less. Yes, there will be a brief shoot off between my husband and me, and there will most likely be a bit of annoying complaining coming from my big mouth...I seriously do not want to shoot the "Libyan" gun as I call it (it's really not...), but if it gets me outta dodge a day earlier, I'll shoot anything. Bow an arrow anyone? (Pics to come, I'm sure.) HAPPY 4TH!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The Ducks...

In past (VERY past) posts, I talked about some ducks landing in our pool and Red the Ween being semi interested in them- lunging, barking, then backing off because they had wings and he (clearly) did not. Well...I bring to you a sad, but true story of some ducks.

One lovely afternoon, I was driving on the Tollway (sort of over by my good friend Joel's house) when all of the sudden, I see a Mama Duck and about 7 baby ducklings waddling across my side of the Tollway. (Get out your Kleenex now, Kiska.) So, I see the ducks and I look in my rear view mirror and swerve to miss this poor family. However, I am just one car out of many traveling at this time of day. As I swerve, I look behind me to see what the other cars are doing...They are all over the road. I mean, you would think this were a damn video game or something...Lo and behold though, there was a car unable to skid out of the way of nature and about 15 seconds later, all the ducks were gone. Feathers tossed in the air. Gone. D-E-A-D. It was so sad, I called Abe in sheer panic and tears. I just couldn't get that sight out of my head. It was tragic. Why did that Mama Duck lead her babies across the Tollway for God's sake? The other side was no promise land- it was Carrollton for Pete's Sake!

When telling this sad, but true story to my dad, he had a very sage comment, "Well, that Mama Duck just made a bad decision."

Seriously.