Birds

I don't really think people quite understand that I am in fact truly, scared of birds. Please let this photo demonstrate that fear...on my honeymoon in Puerta Vallarta, Abe and I are standing in this beautiful plaza taking pictures when all of the sudden a massive swarm (I know, Dad, it's a flock) of birds comes right at me. They surrounded me and are trying (at least it felt like they were trying) to eat the concrete from under my flip flops. Needless to say, I had to take cover...

(Click on the picture to get a larger view.) No birds were harmed in the taking of this picture (or the amount of shrieking done by me), however, the laughing Latino in the background did hurt my feelings. He should have been helping me get away from those crazy Puerta Vallarta birds! Never again folks. Never again.