Does my butt look big?

Not that this is the first time I've seen these. But I think it's the first time that I've actually had time to even process what they are. Diapers, made to look like jeans, for crawling babies. Huh?

Why in the h-e-double-hockey sticks would the diaper peeps think this is a good idea? And an even bigger question, why would any mom, grandmother, stepmom, godparent, dad, cousin, brother, et all BUY them? Do you think the baby for whom you bought these jean diapers for enjoys looking like a first class looser? Do you think this baby WANTS you to check out the junk in his trunk? No. If we wanted people to check out our caboose, we would all have Kim Kardashian style buttox. We would all have purchased Jane Fonda VHS tapes to tone our fanny. (Please note other names for a bottom include: rump, rear, hiney, tush, rear-end, arse, bum. This does not particularly matter, but it was a fun brainstorm that hubster.) Digressing a little too much? Yes, I think so.

I guess my point here is that these diapers, although branded well, are definitely not the diapers I choose for my child, and you bet your sweet little rumptastical- if I see your kid wearing them- I will point and laugh. Loudly.